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Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub. Stan's parents drag him along to Mr. Mackey's meteor shower party, where he is sent down into the basement to play with Pip, Butters and Dougie. Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus. People from all over the world start to gather outside Jesus' house waiting for a millennium miracle.

We are one mass: we could Dor give or take, but from tbe same; for Georg. We are two souls transformed into one; oor joys and griefs are the same. Yes, dear George J. But tis a warmth. Cowley says, ,t. Dayst give me aU DiY""j for thou art all! III a word, Mr. Larkin is that noble, andesigning tbifllf we eall a Friend; and was everso from the first moment I law him.

Words: Whatever he does it -i. April 10, TIwrp, being much in debt, retreats to the Mint, "kere he falls to writing" A Poem on bimself," wbich:. But, GentlelJlen, though I call this Letter. I own, ,Gentlemell, this is nC»ne of your temper or practice; for.

And I must. But where are these Winter Friends? For my own. I confess, ifany thing could beget us Friends, it would be tbe freely Vel ituriDg all one has to serve others in their distress.

Tbis r have done for seyeral; but, upon the first cloud tbat aroee, I found those that I mostobliged the very first that wQulcl Cut my tbroat. However I am treated now by ungrateful persons or Summer.

And I bave always entertained a very grateful sense of the goodness of Almighty God" tbat Providence smiled on me so 10Dg as dear Iris. And for that reason I call this Letter "The Living Elegy;" for all such as are poor or unfortunate, though alive and,well, are dead to their rich Friends. This Gentleman, tbat thought he WBS as good as dead wben bis money. F12 Digitized by GooSle.

Or, if I want mooey to pay ray debts, I am dead to my Summer. And as I am civilly dead, "A Liviog Elegy" is t. But" wben an ealarged or. Omers, ami M-ry of CorMiIl, are three late i08tances ; but, till that emargement happens, the beat, 1 might add tbe only. Friends I have in the World, are my very CredjJws, who bave known my life aDd dealings for twenty years. Uoo il made upon the wise disposal of Providence, which. Aa to tbe moneys I owe ,ou, it is more tban [call pay.

UppOle, Gentlemen, most of you will own tbi. It was this made y01l forward to tro. You con. For this reason, like generoUI Creditors, my mi. I t and my Summer-friend. Gentlemen, whatever my losses in t,.

It is true, as l. But of thi l have mydoubts. At Chesiwu. Suppose your Sister sbould never pay you, what, must we lose our money W No, Gentlemen! See befoUl,p. It is true, Mr. Tooke;y, an old Creditor, importuned me fBl work that very week my gooc1s were attacked j a. Larkin, that, if I would stiJl. And another ere,! Attackers t were for their money Ioo d on by! Then, bow base was Malthusand her associatesf! Bael Makhas called me 8ot, or Madman, for trusting such a Hedge PQblisher, perhaps those that did not know me might have believed ber; but to call me" Bankrupt.

Jail-bird, one. That, had he not been lot upoft attaching my goods by Maltbus, he had never done it. To imprilOD a Debtor is toaetniin at liberty. Nay, lay. In a word, be is ihe rich man s antick and ill!! Devil , factor, that, bya. Aa to cc. T1f4 MtNkrllltn ," he is r. In praeDt. In" Moderator, NUD. Digitized by GooSle ,. But without tbis, let the world judge bow basely they hn. His head is like an Irish bog, a spongy quagmire; bis brainll arc in a perpetual souce-tub: thEf pickle ,since pe.

This profouud Soaker is one of the eorn- mon scorns QC. His eyetr are ready to tumble out of bis bead; and, as tbe. Beast hatil on him tbe Drunkard s mark, so he hath their rewards, Sbame, and Poverty. At present our Office is kept at tbe Rose Tavern witbout Temple-bar; which may be as well ealled an Office of Credit as the Land Bank, for we pay our reckonings after tbe same manner Dr.

Chamber14in does his salaries; tbat is, not at all. Spme of us have sixpence and eight fartbing. It, i5 to whip all die Beadles Of Bridewell, to say be bad either ea "s or a sound back ever since he tricked Dr. Thi,s scribbling I,. However, I will draw his picture, that my Porter the 6ttest man to correct bim may find him out.

His Scbolarship; S. Hi, behaviour towarels Dissenters; 3. Hi, Religion; and 4. His Loyal,y. He is a Critick in Royat rides, and can prove if you dare believe him " tb. JOfl1tg Perki".

So much for hi. But, whether be embrace tbe title ofDoctor or CfPtain, whether he use the martial or spiritual sword, 1 will not determine. Yet this I am sure: he has impudence, I should say courage, enough to hang or burn all tbe CuckOl s.

He lhinks. De Foe s "Shortest Way witb; the Dissenters" might justly be made yet a little shorter; or, if anyone doubt tbis, let. And this leads me, baving done with his Scholarship; to tbe second be!

And here I sball prove be cares not bow maliciously he spits at and abuses the loyal Dissenters: witness his look t into Mr. He will rail at tbe plainest truths, if a Dissenter speak or write them. In brief, Lesley is aD ab. Thi, was clenied by the other party ; and the su. Bigot s religion. Could be have bis will, to use one oC his wiety sayings, he would massacre all the Disseoleu aad.

Low Churchmen "by IIIay of. And this leads me to cOllsiderbis Piety. For his Religion, if he bav. He would make a bad lPartyr, and a good trayeller: fO. In our differences witb Rome, he is straugely unfilted ;. Yet, wbich is a great paradox, he bas not any design of. Germain s. Qltized by GooSle. He would come wholly oyer to. If he comlDeDd. Or, if be be. Neither ",HI he hearken to Moderation; for he thinks it a callting word, till he tacks bit! Irs, if he has not lost them already for Nhearn1.

He is deficient iq wbat be ougbt to do, and redundant ill what he ought not; and il a mere Heteroclite in Divinity. His very looks, as well as. But, before he writes for tbe Church if he means. It is th erefore hisloliey to be an,E"il Angel; and by his le Rehearsals," mu the wine. He calls Tutchin "tlie Observator confounded. I come next to his Loyalty. But I ask his pardon fof ailing him loyal, for he scorns to be so to a Protestant Q-ueen; so that, to do him justice, he is only a rotten sepulchre newly painted over with a eolour of Loyalty.

He lays, " the Observator is of no Church, and Mob Prin. He rails again. Noab, and so down to these present limes, be. But it i. I could say more of bi,l sham Lay-. Arms ; y. Dttnton ihat. Jce be wrote that treasonable and sctrndatous Pap. She eopies her Religion and Honesty ftom Hackney Autbors; and, if the have an, Ears, it ill more than I dare assert of art; boe tbat wtitesfor ber.

She rails at otber women. She i. Her very cOllrtesies are intolerable j tbey. But I am not the only penon that W8II.

Tbis is the Woman. But I will not enlarge, for e"cept tbey are hardened lbey now see their sin in their punisbolent. But, if they r:. Twaa I that gave thee thy renown. Thou flst else id the forgotten crowd Of common. Midwives liv d unknown. And imp d itwith the plumes of fame. That boasted credit s none of thine ;. I gave it to thy shop and Spin.

Then dart not from thy borrow d-sphere Lightning on him that p]ac d thee there. The WanderingSpy;" but purely. Treat me then with abuseno more; Lest wb. Wise Poets, that wrapp d Truth in tales, Knew her themselves through all her veils. Thus, with tbe Phamix, I do,. So tbat all they got by tbeir twp attacbments and private slandering was tb.

But I sball say no. Re Oie w and the eT Odtorj and only thOtie as they have tbe courage aud honesty to subscribe tbeir names to all tbey publisb. Hackney AuthoR , for. If Mabbu! I brought her to publish, her dispers. But 1shall not need to. Nt tIJ Life, how.

He is so fa. Athens; for it seem". His employment, or rather livelihood, is to blast other men s credit, and to steal their coptes. And for. Partridge ought to lasb him in such man. Der as,",vill beat atone for the wrong.

An«ltherefore, if there is any thing in print beyond this band at the bottom, it is a cbeat, and lie a knave thli. So says your friend, : J J. And bad he called me "honest man," 1 should haye thought it a great slander; hut, seetng he has the boldness io acknowledge he called me Knave, were I to assign bis punishment, that Harris might see how much I forgave bim, he. Partridge, John Dunton, and the other persons he wronged ill the.

Wife, like a kind rib, standing by, to defend bim against the n10b. Yet, to shew, after he is well lashed and pil. Envying an balter. Ned Ward. Jaded may tbey lie down i th road, and tir d. May the knot miss the place. In pity,. In searcbing into otber men s ,lives, tbe errors of my own are more tban I can answer for. My own soul, and the amendment of my own faults, is all my study.

Sepukbre aChorehmakesakiodofPteaehment ,. DUN roN. F-, witbout either generosity, sense, or manners. For Print and Papergive him trust, I ll warrant you he will be just. If not, if D--y, M--l. All the right owners once in Heavea. Tie his; and then be Il make all even. To whom Swift. It Tale of a Tub" was for some time. His brains lie all in Nota: Oh, hew1ae d look, Ifhe should chance to 1. His wit at best is but a tavern-tympany, tbe dregs of Ppetry. He makes Helicon a puddle, not a slning.

In brief, Jack Wi- is a very Poetaster, tbat speaks nothing but lies and bombast. A good conceit or two bates of his stock of wit, and makes such a sensible weakening in him, that his brains recover it not a year after.

How did he stare, and sour his face, when he wrote "The Hymn to Money! The very best of hi. Nay, Wi- is such a mere dolt of a Poet, that he takes such pains to make a verse, or a little nonsense tagged with rhyme, that at the birth of each be twists his face as if he drew a tooth.

He blots and writes, and sometimes hunts an hour, witla the whole kennel of the alphabet, for one single rhyme. A nd all this pains is ollly to make him a poor ragged scoundrel; and, to do him justice, he does not desire to be thougbtotherwise: for, in his Poem to the Scribblerst, he there says: " Now, Brotber Scribblers, let me tell ye.

Bare lines will never fill the belly. Tbis Poem, and tbat Satire too. As little fur the back will do. That cannot live Qn abatineace. Had he never pretended to Poetry, he might have passed for a balf-witted fellow, which is a qQarter more than be has; for be is something the less unwise that is unwise but in prose.

By Scribbling strives to raise hiuJSelf Unto the laurel. Or, if be have any wit, he weari it as bravos do their. In a word, be is a mere empty fellow; and, tbougb he talk much ofthe Question Oracle;Learning, and Athenian Catechisms. Two encollnters witb the same man pump him; and then he only puts in, or gra.

III a word," his" NewYear l! GifL" IIhews he ha takeR painl to be an a s, though not to be a! Having given Wi-- s character as. Poetaster, I shall next consider bim as a Perfumer, or master of half a dog-hole in Leadenball-street. But be thrived in none, and broke of all; so tbat he stinks in tbe nostrils of all he dealt with. Their Souls. Wi- , U,New Year s Gift,. First, be is a mere make-bate, and would set Man and Wife at dissention the first day of their marriage, and Children and Parents tbe last day of their liltes.

He is an old dog at stealing of mutton; His very courtsbip and wedding. To prove this, consult the angry Vintner in Tooley. Nor will innocence ever be safe, or conversation honest, till such. And it is well if. He only buys and sells when he dares be seen to ruin himself, and to wrong others.

Gift," p. II that person that forced me under a pinch to pay t1! And I find the injured Tutchin follows tbe same practice; for, in bis Observator, vol. However ready we are to quartel, yet I hope we are as ready to forgive, and love as brethren.

UR Digitized by GooSle. The little" R,eview" my private and worst Enemy by aping my " Question Project," only got an opportunity to shew his teeth; or, could be have bit ri. Alban s. Partridge; and his useless and , thievish paper is suppressed for want of receivers. Mafthus in London-house Yarcl. Ad-,ertisements taken ill by B. Bragg, in Avemaria Lane. Golden Boar s Head. I am able to pay him. But, for all others, they are mock. However, this matchless impudence I call it so, as I owed him nothing, and scarce know him justifies the character I gave him in page Then what are you, that oppose them all i" To this I answer.

That title is the best, and sufficient for me, which obtained at Antioch under the Christian Dispensation. I desire no character for the future but Christian; a lover of Jesus, and one that intends fot Heaven and happiness in the life to come: and it is of small moment with me, whether a malignant World will allow me this measure of charity.

My right to the CovelIant of Grace, and my eternal Interest, bave no dependallceupoll ill-nature and envy. Introduction: p. LIVING ELEGY; tbough, as I said before, "my Religion is entirely disincumbered of all those names and parties wbich- promote divisions, and as it were, pine and sbrivel right Christianity into a bare skeleton; yet I profess myself an impartial lover of all good men, by what names soever dignified and distinguished; and do presume every man la be good till I find him otherwise.

I bave as little zeal about things that are manifestly indifferent eitber :pro or con as any man in the world, and chuse to reserve it for those things wbicb are truly worthy of it. This is also the title, of a large Essay intended for public view, wherein are so many Theses different from wbat is generally believed and practised, as will make Lesley and my otber Eneulies say, cc Duoton bad rather err bybimself than hold a common truth.

But I will not anticipate my own design, having said enougb at present to satisfy all my Friends and I hope my Enemies too of wbat Religion I am, or sbould be. Gentlemen, I Dope I bave fairly proved tbat, as to my Morals, I am, or shall be, an bonest man as soon as I get money ; and tbat Dunton s Religion is such did be seri usly practise it as will bring il e to Heaven at last.

I bave in this " Living Ell gy" brieRy,. The death of a flourishing Trade; 2. The little or no Relij. Aud as this" Eleg," has wept over, and fairly answered these impious wretches: so, in answer to this question, "What are you?

But, having pub. I scarce know whether I live or die; a Rhyming Elegy is the most proper conclusion ofthis Letter. It was thought I wag lugged out of my natural cell into my grave. However, I may venture to say, tbat from the first laying of tbese mud-walls in my conception, they have mouldered away, and the wbole course of life is but an active death: nay, every meal we eat is, as it were, a ransom from one death, and lays up for another; and while we think a tbought, we die; for the clock strikes, and reckons on our portion of eternity: nay, we even form our words with the breath of dur nostrils, and we have the len time to live were we not dead already for every word we speak-I say it again, were we not dead already, for I have undertaken to ,prove t what we call Life is actual Death: or at best I am but balf alive, and half dead; for :half my body is dead, and bath al.

So that you SE e, Geontlemen, not only my civil death by reasoll of dt bt. Death is my house. My close low-builded chamber, to my eye, Shews like a little Chapel, where I lie; While at my window p rt tty Birds do ring My knell.

Thus, wh!! I in my body. Then, crazy Dunton. Night is thy hear,. Yet with my. Inftam d with thirst of Liberty, l. My vital sand is almost run, And DHth, said I. Death faiJ d my ftatter dhopes, and tum d the Glass. I bave nothing further to add, but to tell you again, at parting: "October the 10th, , I. From the Athenian 41it. WHEN as tbe Sun flings down bis ricbest rays. Sila kunwari yung mga kalaban tapos kunwari hinahabol nila ko.

Parang sa music video:. Tapos lalagpasan ko silang lahat. Feeling ko nakatakas ako sa mga humahabol sakin sa dagat. Tapos magfa- flying kiss. Medyo masakit nga lang sa hita kakapidal lalo na kapag dumarating nako sa may bandang labasan ng subdivision namin. Pataas kasi yung kalsada kaya bumaba nako akay yung mountain bike kasi antarik talaga bes, di ko kaya. Babawi na lang ako pauwi kasi free fall na, hindi ko na kailangan ipidal yung bike.

Humahangin- hangin pa yung buhok ko habang nagba-bike kaya feel na feel ko na naman! Ambilis ng pidal ko. Shempre, inunahan ko uli yung mga kalaban tricycle, yung mg naglalakad, tsaka yung bisikletang may sidecar pero walang bubong, yung parang pangdeliver ng mineral water, pero yun may angkas na isang sakong bigas.

As the biggest selling female artist of all time, kailangan ako ang mauna sa chase. Ako ang BIDA bida at sila ang mga goons. Kaya pag nalalagpasan ko sila, Magfa-flying kiss ako sabay irap — like a true diva. Kitang kita ko yung reaction sa mukha nila. They were like: WTF??! Pagdating ko sa kanto ng subdivision namin, nandun na yung matarik na daan pababa kaya tinigil ko na yung pagpidal ko kasi free falling na yung kalsada.

There you goooo!!! Dire- diretso ako pababa. Antulin ng jetski bisikleta ko! Pero nasa likod ko lang yung isang kalaban kaya kailangan kumaliwa ako sa intersection pagdating sa baba para matakasan ko siya. Kailangan lituhin ko siya para di niyako masundan. So, hinayaan ko lang nadumausdos yung bike ko pababa ng matarik na kalsada sabay kabig pakaliwa ng manibela to make a turn. Natakasan ko siy…. Kitang- kita ko yung nagda-drive ng sidecar tumilapon galing sa likod ko sabay tama sa poste sa kanto ng intersection kasabay yung isang sako ng bigas n bumagsak sa kanya!

Pagtingin ko sa likod ko, nakita ko yung gulong sa harap ng sidecar niya na- otso. Nakasunod pala yung bike na may sidecar ng bigas sa likod ko habang nagf-free fall ako sa bike sa pababang road sabay liko pakaliwa.

At dahil nga matarik yung daanan pababa, hindi naman niya ma- control yung bigat ng angkas nyang bigas kaya biglang kabig naman niya ng manibela pakanan para iwasan akong mabangga sa harapan nya!

Sa sobrang lakas ng pagkahinto niya, tumalsik siya sa unahan ko, tumama sa poste. Ang malupit pa nun, kasunod na bumagsak sa kanya yung isang sako ng bigas! Pagtingin ko uli sa harap, nakita ko yung sidecar driver minumura nako habang pinipilit niyang iangat yung isang sako ng bigas na nakadagan sa kanya. Wait— parang may bukol pa ata sa ulo! Pinidal ko ulit at inatakbo ko ng matulin yung bike ko. Just like that, Mariah Carey became Lance Armstrong.

Pucha humarurot yung bike ko- walang lingon-lingon! Dire-diretso ako hanggang bahay. Pagdating ko sa gate namin, I got off from the bike, snatched the sando bag of groceries and zoomed inside the house. Nangangatog sa takot. Yun na yung huling beses kong namalengke nun. Paghugasin nyo nako, laba, etc.

Siguro, halos buong summer akong hindi nakalabas ng bahay sa takot na baka hunting-in ako ng mga nakakita sa nangyari. I could not believe it! Well, almost. Dami ko nang naisip nun. Na-imagine ko na na may mga naghahanap sakin na NBI, tas hinuli ako ng mga pulis.

Tapos naka-posas nako… etc. Mariah style. Mula nun, hindi ko na rin pinapatugtog yung Honey. Pinahiram ko yung cassette tape kay kay Ate Rory, yung kapatid ng kapitbahay naming si Ding a. After a while, dun ako tumira sa tita ko sa Makati at matagal na hindi nakabalik sa Cavite. Pero kapag umuuwi ako sa bahay namin doon, naaalala ko pa rin yung kasalanan na nagawa ko.

Ngayon may isip nako at alam ko na na hindi pala ako dapat tumakbo kundi dapat hinarap ko yung sitwasyon. I want to make it right. Umaasa akong makita yung driver ng sidecar para makahingi ng sorry sa naging bunga ng kalandian malilikot kong pag iisip noon. At sana mapatawad niya ako. Kaso hindi na yata nakatira doon si kuya. At hindi ko rin naman alam kung san siya nakatira. Kaya naman hanggang ngayon nakokonsensha pa rin ako pag naaalala ko yun.

And until makahingi ako ng sorry dun sa taong yon, feeling ko… hinahabol pa rin ako ng mga goons sarili kong konsensya. My hobby turned out to become my passion as I write my stories. Intentionally or not, I realized there is something about each mistakes that needs to be discovered. Painful to experience, yet there is always a hidden wisdom flourishing inside. And it usually hits you like a fortune cookie made out of thick, red brick right up in your forehead.

Some small. Some smaller. Like a gemstone. Like gems, these treasured wisdom I have earned the hard way. I say : The bigger the mistake, the bigger the lesson. The University of Zapped. Learn i t. Live it.

Love it. Happy Birthday. Naranasan mo na bang mainggit maurat sa mga lovers na maingay na naglalambingan sa park? Nagsasawa ka na ba maglakad mag-isa pag gabi? Manipis na ba ang unan mo sa mahabang panahong kakayakap mo sa kanya? Umabot ka na ba sa puntong gustong- gusto mo nang may kasama sa sinehan? For the nth year…hinanap ko kung sino ba ang taong ito. Gustong gusto ko na siyang makilala at i-welcome sa buhay ko. So I tried to search on the prowl. I tried look for this person everywhere.

Habang naglalakad sa mall, sa beach, sa simbahan, sa bar, sa kabilang table sa Sbarro, sa bookstore, sa bus, sa fx, sa museum, sa Star City, sa office, sa Burnham Park, sa bertdeyan, sa fiesta, sa palengke..? Shopwise naman. Pero hindi pala ganun basta basta mahanap yung taong yun.

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